Historic Dixon Theater Tour
Posted Thursday, June 27, 2013 07:52 AM

Here is a little humor for those signed up.

 

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man just groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the
manager." Once again, the old man just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned
with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled
man, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy
what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,

Fred replied, "The balcony."